what a mom of twins says

"did i brush my teeth today?"

"is someone poopy?"

"don't pull your brothers hair!"

"how did you get your legs under the tv stand?"

"we don't need to suck on our hands after every bite of food"

"we don't touch our private parts"

"uhhh gooo"

"peek a boo"

"i love you"

"do you need a new diaper?"
"who stinks?"

"do you want to go for a ride?"

"daddy's home!"

"the itsty bitsy spider..."

"the wheels on the bus...."

"parents always come back..."

"it's a beautiful day in the nieghborhood.."

"look theres curious george!"

"where's henry and campbell?"

"good morning babies"

"henry, leave your sister toys alone"

"campbell! don't touch your headband"

"we don't eat phones and remotes"
"is this shirt clean?"
"did i wear this yesterday?"
"babe, can you grab a diet coke?"
"it's nap time..yay"

oh man i could go on and on!